PROFANITY ALERT! Another gem from the old blog: (Man I miss having the main subject of all my inappropriate/funny stuff on the other side of the planet!)
A solid reason why we shouldn't be let out in public:
Me: Wow, look at the size of that big-ass stuffed bunny! I am SO buying it for Emma! (pause) *whispers and looks around furtively* Do you think it's ok to say "ass" in the Hallmark store?
Military Man, loudly and with a big grin on his face: Who gives a shit?
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